We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Women's rights

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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