What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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call me maybe.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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people magazine

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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