- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A mormon walks into a bar.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Knock knock

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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