- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your life

cory

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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