What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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