- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

black chicken. kfc

knock knock... ...no answer

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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