- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's 2+2? Fish

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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