there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Barack Obama

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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where is the world?

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25

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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