roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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8===D

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The FCC

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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