I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What do you call an arab ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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