Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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