- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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