whats chinese noodles

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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A fat guy!

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Yellow People !!

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Justin with a hat.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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