- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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