your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

The EPA.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

This is a random Anti joke.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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