- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

where's mom I killed her

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Mahmy

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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