what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats black and strange a paki

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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