- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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