- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

a. why? b. because

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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