- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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