- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

TIMMY

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

anus

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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