What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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