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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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