Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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