how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Fat people

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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