- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What do you call an arab ?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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