- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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