- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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