Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Llamaworm

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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A black man comes home from work.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Anti Joke

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