What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

brock has small hands for a small job

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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