Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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