What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Rebecca Black

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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