Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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womens rights

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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