yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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