- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Justin's life

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A bar walks into a man

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

womens rights

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Horse with a chair on his head.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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