- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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