- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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