Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Horse.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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