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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Women deserve equal rights.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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