Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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You bumder!

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Anti Joke

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