A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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