First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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alert("Hello");

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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