Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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