This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind those who may experience it's full potential. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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