- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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