- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

taking out the trash... at night

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

sorry got to poo

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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