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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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