There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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wenis

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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