Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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