whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Emily Walker.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Your Mom The End.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

I walk into a bar...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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