What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Everybody will die

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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