Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Your sex life.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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