What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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