- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Once upon a time a was born

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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