what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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