Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Where's my tractor?

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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