What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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This is an anti- joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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