A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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here's a joke... the american education society

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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