- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Pickles are moist.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Julian Ha.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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