- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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