- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A guy walks into a bar

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