do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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