why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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