why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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