CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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