- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Kameron Brown is gay.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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