Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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