roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Tim likes girls

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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