- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

how do you save a black man ... u don't

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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