What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Knock knock *open*

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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The WPGA tour

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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