- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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