- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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